Thursday, October 22, 2009





What can possibly be more amusing than Peter Pan? How can I top my first post? Then it hit me, while I was in the shower the door pushed open, "Hellooo" I say. There was no response then I hear lapping up of toilet water. "Oh hey Sophie!"
To me this was completely normal, years ago we gave up trying to stop Sophie from drinking out of the toilet. Toilet water is just more appealing to dogs, it makes perfect sense. Then it got me thinking, -wow my family is pretty weird, a lot of normalcy's in our house, would not be socially acceptable in most.
IF YOU HAVE AN UNEASY STOMACH DO NOT READ THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH!!!
Now that I have forewarned you, I will jump right in and tell you that our dogs, Sophie a golden retriever and Digler a wiener dog, are just plain gross! I will begin with Sophie's favorite things to eat, she loves used tissues, underwear, and tampons. Sophie comes running when we blow our nose, looking up at us with the cutest puppy dog eyes she can muster, hoping we will fall in to her sneaky traps and feed her the booger filled tissue. To my own shame, she is often successful. When she fails, she eats it out of that trash anyway.
Moving on the the underwear portion. We have found countless pairs of panties with everything intact except that the crotch has been eaten out. I won't specify who, but one time a member of my family was so angry that they just put the panties over Sophie's head and made her wear it around her neck. The rest of us thought it was hysterical. However funny it may be...its just not normal.
I won't go into detail about the various menstrual applicants that Sophie has devoured, but I will just say that we can no longer keep our trash can on the floor. We have had to pry way to many used pads from Sophie's mouth...this is even too disgusting for me to handle.
Now I will briefly mention Diglers absurdities, she secretes anal juices, something we recently learned all Dachsunds do(courtesy of Lauren), this creates a distinct foul smell that one would not forget. When I asked my mom the other gross things Digler does, she laughed and said " sometimes she humps Sohie's head". Considering they are both girls, something is just wrong with that picture. That concludes my Sophie and Digler rant!
I was going to tell you the strange happenings from the humans in my family but I think you've probably had enough. Until next time, this has been Adventures with Emily Faith!

2 comments:

  1. Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, its pretty gross. But still hilarious.

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  2. VERY FUNN!!!! I LOVE IT!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD POSTS!!!!

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